Police believe the body was stolen.

Lets just hope that it is about someone’s objection to cremation and she didn’t just become the star attraction at the local necrophiliac’s sunday potluck.

I’m sensing a lot of hovering over the publish button out there.

‘The owner of the funeral home, Dick Tips, happened to be friends with Mott.

This is criminally underrated as a comment.

The minute I could get out I did. What a weird place.

Not related to my parents, but I have a friend who is basically into everything. He was walking with some friends in SF and found a not-so-small bag with white powder leaking out of it in the street. Just some random powdery bag on a random street. So naturally, he proceeds to grab said bag and rub some of the…

I was a 14 year old band geek dating another band geek. One day I come home to find my mom furious and my big tough dad crying. No joke. Like someone had fucking died.

Well, this happened to my brother, but it’s still fucking good.

Before I went off to college, I’d get a haircut once a year, usually before school started. One year, when I was 14 or so, I had been asking for a haircut for a while but my mom wouldn’t take me. Can’t remember if she thought it was too early or if she didn’t have the money. Whenever she took me to the salon, she made…

That time my dad decided to make a point during diversity day...

Oh god, I might win. I was at a small-town grocery store with my mom and sister and we happened to have the only black employee I can see in the store bagging our groceries. You can see where this is going. So of course he offers to take our bags to the car and she pats my on the shoulder and says “That’s all right, I…

As a rule, my parents do not mortify me. But my mother, a very cheerful and bubbly woman, loved the shit out of It’s Happy Bunny, and when I would moodily peruse the ironic T Shirts in Hot Topic during our girls night out at the mall she would laugh hysterically at every It’s Happy Bunny piece of merchandise.…

First time I brought a boy home, must have been around 16 at the time...we tried sneaking back into the house after a concert through the back door but i see the light is on in the living room (through which we had to go to get to my room) so I tell him to wait outside while i check the coast is clear.

EVERYONE, SAY IT TOGETHER NOW

Because it isn’t about sex. He likes the fact that they aren’t consenting and they couldn’t stop him. *That’s* what got him off.

Oh geez, that’s hella classy bro.

For some people that’s exactly the appeal. They want total power and control.

Especially since he’s apparently fond of the Quaaludes too.

He’s denied it, but there’s absolutely no way that Hef didn’t know about this bullshit.