You can’t put them in hotel safes, you can’t hang their cradle from the bough of a tree....I mean WHAT IS LEFT?!!?

Congrats to whoever this Julianne Hough person is. I just want to say that hockey players are so dreamy. Even when they aren’t that great looking the knowledge that they have at some point knocked another humans teeth out? Swooooooooooon. Also can hockey fucking start already? My life is pointless without Henrik…

Yea, Brooks got engaged to Julianne Hough, but he’ll probably just blow it at the wedding

I think being one bad day away from being a gibbering, froth-mouthed loon is basically The Human Condition. All that stands between this woman and the rest of us is beer, lorazepam, and the fervent hope that we might get laid tonight if we can just keep it together for just a little longer.

It was as if something was pushing down on my chest, making it very hard for me to breathe.

One summer day, I got too hot in my car. We were in this big traffic jam, and it was 110. No air conditioning. I felt lightheaded and so I stopped at a rest stop to get some water. I fainted, which is embarrassing, but upon waking, found myself surrounded by people praying over my body. No one had called 911 or…

I can’t even imagine the determination, strength, and stamina it would take to complete the course, but it seems like a total no-brainer to me that anyone who makes it through is, by definition, qualified to serve in the role the course trained them for. There doesn’t seem like there could be any valid reason for…

Ranger school is nearly impossible (by design). Congrats to these women for being one thousand times tougher than I ever will be.

I’m a glutton for punishment, so I read the comments on NPR’s Facebook post about this, and the dudebros are in an uproar over this.

I bought a pumpkin cheesecake cookie on my way home tonight and I am already starting to think about my turtleneck sweaters. I am a tried and true member of the cult of autumn. Caramel coloring or no caramel coloring I am a sheep and will consume all of your fake fall goods.

If it weren’t so shitty, it’d be impressive.

The narcissism involved in that decision is incredible.

“After the chef removed the grill marks from the chicken, he sharpened the blackened parts into points and stabbed them in the dad’s eyes, Your Honor.”

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

She looks fantastic! Also, regardless of what she does later, I am team #Brit4ever.

I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

A fashion designer who’s openly misogynistic and has no regard for any woman who’s not built like a 2 X 4?

One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.