My eyebrows are a mess. I plucked them to hell as a teenager, and they grow... very strangely. I don’t have a lot of eyebrow hair (especially in the right places!) but my individual eyebrow hairs grow very long. So basically any time I try to do any sort of shaping I’m left with major bald spots- and the tails are…

People still use cash??

I’m not the original poster but I read that comment as tongue-in-cheek...

Children are really gross.

AMEN.

He really is a loveable goof! I’ve loved him since his Rob and Big days. He’s definitely living the dream!

Rob Dyrdek and his wife announced today that they are pregnant and goddamn I wish I was that baby. I’m pretty sure Rob’s wife is younger than I am but I still wish he was my dad. He’s going to be the most fun dad ever!

I wanted a fat baby with lots and lots of hair and alas I too got a string bean who was bald until she was 2! And of course absolutely perfect in every way! ;)

She won a Grammy? This song is bad. Like Friday level bad. Yikes.

Wow and I thought it was bad that my toddler takes my phone and spends all of my gold fish in Neko Atsume and fills up my camera roll with awkward selfies and pictures of her stuffed animals.

Who’s Rita Ora?

How dare you criticize such an incredible mother. I mean, she bravely rebuffed the advice of MEDICAL DOCTORS to feed her daughter who has SEVERE MEDICAL ISSUES and instead of giving her ACTUAL MEDICATION feeds her an “organic diet, with plenty of minerals and vitamins... like avocado, goat’s milk, and other…

What a nightmare. I hope we can get a vaccine that can be mass produced and widely distributed ASAP. The women who are being effected by this have so few resources, this tradgey is just being compounded over and over and over.

And if you think the dolls are expensive the accessories are out of control. My local mall has this gigantic, gorgeous American Girl store and I am going to have to keep my daughter away from it AT ALL COSTS. I’m not made of money!

Can we stop holding women to the expectation that every woman needs to be a perfect feminist icon? Nobody is perfect, and it’s important to have a dialogue about the ways that the movement needs to be improved, but I don’t think we should be tearing women down for imperfect feminism. It’s like the backlash Emma Watson…

Ah ok well I think it’s great she did that but I don’t think she should criticize someone for showing support in a different kind of way.

I don’t understand the outrage about not releasing a Twitter statement. It’s Twitter... I believe that a grand financial gesture sends a VERY clear message. Is Demi one of those people who believe sharing a Facebook status about a humanitarian crisis is better than, you know, actually donating money or time? I don’t…

I read that book a few years ago and was like... emotionally broken for a few days.

The horror that was my pregnancy and postpartum period has made me rabidly pro-choice. I used to be in the “abortion is ok but I’d never get one camp” and today if my IUD failed (I have a copper one too so now I’m paranoid!) I’d get an abortion in a heartbeat. Absolutely NO second thoughts.

I’ve been saying if Trump wins they are definitely going to need to build a gigantic wall on the border. Except it’ll have to be on the Northern border. Because sane Americans will be fleeing the country en masse. I was hoping Alberta might let my family in.