William Fontaine de la Tou Dauterive II is coming for your girl too. Just as soon as he’s done vaping and drinking craft beer.

He believes men and women are equal, therefore he is a feminist.

Haha thank you! My daughter is a total character- always has been! She’s also a girl who knows what she wants and I love to run with her zany ideas!

Thank you! Trying to make zombies adorable was not easy- thankfully there are many talented artists on Etsy who sell clipart!

Two kids would probably be the death of me in the crafting department, haha! That is so cute your 4 year old has a little boyfriend and you guys made him a special card! My daughter has a few admirers and will tell anyone who will listen that she has “A LOT” of boyfriends (although she isn’t particularly nice to any…

Any parent/ guardian Jezzies out there make their kids Valentine’s this year? My 4 year old specifically requested “zombie” valentines which we obviously weren’t able to find at any store, haha. I ordered some gummy brains on Amazon, bought a clipart zombie cat on Etsy, and used my Silhouette to put it all together:

I am a paralegal at a firm whose biggest clients are insurance companies, and so they represent insured people against people who are making claims them. The firm prides itself on going to trial instead of settling BS claims from BS ambulance chasing attorneys, and they are usually very, very sucessful. You should be…

Is that real? Is it hard? Is it legal? I have so many questions about this?

All my selfies got Poodle! I was actu ally really impressed with how well it recognized dog photos. It correctly identified my Bernese Mountain Dog first try although it labeled my Pomeranian as a Papillon and a Chihuahua before it got it right. In its defense my dog definitely looked more like those two breeds in the…

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So serious question: has anyone here ever had a colonic before? Is it awful? Is it strangely not awful? As someone with a serious digestive condition I’ve had to use enemas before and colonics just sound terrible to be.

On one hand I wish society was more accepting of women nursing in public, full boob out and all, but on the other hand I think these are great. Babies can be very easily distracted while nursing and when my daughter was an infant she refused to nurse if we were somewhere even remotely busy. I also think it’s great…

Fellow Colorado resident here and jesus I am so fucking sick of hearing about the Broncos.

Hahahahaha that was my exact thought after reading the first sentence.

If I had IVF and implanted 2 eggs so I wouldn’t wind up with a million babies and then both those fucking eggs split into identical twins the absolute last thing I would be doing is praising any sort of deity. What a nightmare.

My good friend is a Kindergarden teacher and she says that the difference between the kids that go to preschool and those that don’t is astounding. She has a hell of a time bringing the kids who didn’t go to preschool up to speed while also advancing the class especially because there are so many different standards…

I’ve responded with pictures of really horribly STD infected dicks.

Snow is satan. :)

Yup I use an online Canadian pharmacy (certified by the Canadian government) to get my priciest med. They charge $250 for 90 pills while my insurance wants $700+ for 30 pills! And it’s just a name brand seizure medication! Prescription drug prices in America are a joke.

My sister-in-law was 37 or 38 when she had my last nephew (8 years after her youngest) and although she had previously had 3 easy and uncomplicated pregnancies her last one was a doozie. She ended up developing pre-eclampsia after birth and got really, really sick. It was a scary time!