I shower with my daughter (now 4) and will until she requests not to, and in the shower the other day she goes “wow Mama your boobies are so LONG!” ... Thanks sweetie.

Wait, do people not change their tampons in front of their kids? My daughter has actively noticed me changing pads and tampons since she was younger than 2, and I explained it to her then in the most basic of terms and she has a pretty good understanding of the menstural cycle today at 4. The only thing I’ve held off…

I hate their food but I’ll be honest, they know how to do (or buy) ranch dressing! I refuse to shop at Hobby Lobby but if my daughter wants a Chick Fil A kids meal I’ll let her.

I’m pretty sure Chick Fil A does this every time they open a new location. I live in Colorado and the way I’ve understood what they do out here is that the first 100 people in line when they open their doors for the first time get 365 free sandwiches. People always show up way more than one day in advance, it’s uh,…

Ah yes, Sigma Chi. There was some rhyme at my school about them being the “date rape fraternity.” And apparently they sold the best blow on campus. Real quality guys.

Unfortunately what happened was that the mask got into my open skin and burned it off/ creating a quarter sized bleeding wound! It isn’t swollen/ doesn’t hurt anymore but dang I look like a meth addict. I’ll have to use the Aspirin thing the next time I get one of those deep zit/ cysts though. Unfortunately I have…

Unfortunately what happened was more of the giant, open-wound, skin burned off, bleeding variety! Those maks sound really nice though and I will have to give them a try once my skin heals a little!

God I did that a few years ago at my cousins wedding. Bought a vintage inspired dress (http://www.unique-vintage.com/stop-staring-1… I thought would make my curves look great, and it was just... bad. So, so bad.

Oh my god it’s like you can see into my past.

Ravenclaw forever and always.

I like these two, but this movie just doesn’t look good. Then again Baby Mama wasn’t really that good either so I’m not sure why my expectations should be higher.

I still have some of my old Urban Decay eyeshadow that came in the little containers the looked like coins. I got them in high school so about 19 years ago! I throw away everything except eyeshadow. I mean how bad can it really get?!

Bingo.

I just ate 4 boxes of those from ikea. I want more but I also don’t want to go to ikea ever again. :(

I can’t decide which one is my favorite- Naked 1 or 2. Both have shades I love. I bought 3 and wow is it wrong for my skin tone! Of course now I want the new Smoked palette but the shadows just don’t seem right for me. That probably won’t stop me though, hahaha. Here’s a horror story for you: as a young toddler my…

Weird question, but are you nursing? I never had acne as a teen or while pregnant, but during the 3 years I nursed my skin was a disaster. I’m talking deep cystic shit that left major scars on my face. Once my daughter was weaned the mean cysts stop but I still get an average breakout around my period. It sucks!

Ipsy has been getting worse and worse for me. I’m not even sure why I keep spending the money but I can’t stop. The quality of that little palette was horrible. I was trying to use the shadows and just gave up and used my regular UD stuff.

For clear lines with shadow I used an angled brush that I first dip in water! Works like a charm!

I had it done and got matched with the most gorgeous Bobbi Brown foundation ever. I’m so happy I did it!