I gave my daughter the shitty NYX palette I got in my Ipsy bag this month and she created this unique look. I told her I thought she looked beautiful and she responded with a curt, “I know.”

Oh my gosh my 4 year old daughter is the worst backseat driver too!

As the parent of a child that is eerily similar to the one in the video, it gets old quick. It’s constant entertainment to be sure but it can really wear you down.

Someone needs to invent therapeutic “tanning” beds that don’t emit any sort of UV light but do light up and get warm that you can just lay in to relax. I haven’t tanned since I was a teen and will never do it again but it was a very, very relaxing experience.

I’m in Denver and when the local news covered this and posted about on Facebook the headline said something along the lines of “Man kills wife while on pot.” Is on pot a thing? Am I just old? Or not old enough?

CONGRATS MARK! This is all literally so perfect. *weeping*

I read the Wikipedia article for “A Serbian Film” and I had nightmares for a week straight. Jesus god. I am not into horror movies but Goodnight Mommy sounded psychologically interesting enough for me to consider watching, but maybe I shouldn't!

I miss her here :(

Loved Lindy’s article!

Almost every time I have to create a log in for a website there is a “log in with Facebook” option that streamlines the process with like, two clicks. It’s crazy. Facebook is reaching its tentacles into everything, ending eventually with computer chips in our brains most likely.

If he sent that little girl child pornography why is he also not being charged for posessing/ distributing child porn? This fucking sicko needs to spend the rest of his life behind bars. Thank god the cops intercepted that shit before little Jojo.

There’s a Jaxon in my daughters preschool class. And a little girl named “Justyce.” :/

THANK YOU. The Barbie Jeep thing is funny, the reason why she's doing it is not. I hope there were punishments more severe than just her getting her car taken away.

By she you mean Kanye.

Yeah but those are her actual friends, and they all starred in her Bad Blood video was which up for awards and actually won Video of the Year.

Hahahahaha those were my thoughts EXACTLY.

He was a mechanic and got into a verbal altercation with a customer. The customers kid took it upon himself to grab his dad’s gun, get out of the car they were in, and shoot my FIL 7 times point blank (a few times in the back) with NO warning for “self defense.” Don’t worry he only served 18 months in a halfway house…

He was a mechanic and got into a verbal altercation with a customer. The customers kid took it upon himself to grab his dad’s gun, get out of the car they were in, and shoot my FIL 7 times point blank (a few times in the back) with NO warning for “self defense.” Don’t worry he only served 18 months in a halfway house…

Luckily the ones who were most offended were my husband’s cousins who we never see now, but it was still pretty embarrassing being my wedding day and all!

When I got married my little sister was a teenager so my dad helped her with her maid of honor speech. The speech itself was very sweet (especially everything that my sister said) and my dad brought childhood pictures of me blown up to poster size that he used as visual aids. Everything was well and good until my dad…