OH GIRL. I was born and raised in Highlands Ranch and I can't even imagine how shitty kids were to you!

Oh my god I just bust out laughing so hard at that last line!!!

Hahaha I love that! My mom’s maiden name is - no joke - Loser. Pronounced “low-sure.” She played a lot of sports growing up and had to deal with constant taunting. And my grandpa was all offended when my uncle added an I to his last name to avoid all that for his own kids! Side note: my mom was also almost named Gay.…

When I was in high school my dad found a little bag of coke in my room (my drug experimentation was very brief thankfully) and obviously freaked out. I told him that a friend had given it to me (true) and that it wasnt strong at all and barely worked (false). He then proceeded dip his finger in the bag and rub it on…

I was rummaging through a drawer and found that it was full of fucking sex toys. I am still scarred from that experience.

My parents had a key logger on my computer too and told me the same lie about it only flagging curse words! One time my dad even took my laptop while I was on AIM and started talking to a guy friend and baited him into talking about how we smoked pot a couple times. My friend was pissed at ME and the whole thing was…

The brother of one of my husbands friends died while doing Ranger training! I guess it exacerbated a formally minor heart complication that he didn't know he had. Fucking brutal.

This is the most beautiful thing I've read in a long time.

Yaaaaassssssssss

So this is weird, but my pubes are totally straight. Stick straight like my hair. When they get even a little bit long they poke through my underwear, and are generally poky, itchy, and uncomfortable. For this reason I’ve been shaving them off since just a few years after they appeared. Anyone else have straight pubes?

I took ALL the Zofran when I was pregnant and my doctors said it was completely safe. Now I’ve seen a ton of commercials saying there’s a class action lawsuit against it because of birth defects. My daughter is healthy thank god but it definitely unnerves me.

Yeah I just can’t be sad about this.

I wonder what the breaking point for them was. I thought it was common knowledge that he fucked around on her constantly. I went to high school with a girl who claims to have fucked him while he was here on tour and I believe her. I think I’ve also read things about him on here in some of the celeb encounter threads.…

Half Baked! I don’t even smoke weed so I’m not sure why I know it by heart.

Like when you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom. :(

I like there to be some background noise though to drownd out the uh... bathroom noises. Some white noise or music is really preferable to me. But the best is when someone flushes or starts using the sink right when you have to fart, hahaha!

My four year old daughter LOVES that bizarre Mountain Dew commercial with the dub step (???) music and the dancing stuffed deer. She will stop whatever she is doing to bust out some serious moves whenever it comes on!

AMEN

My friends daughter was injured very seriously by a dog bite (it fractured her skull- she had to be life flighted to a hospital) and their lawsuit just settled for a pretty penny for that poor little girl.

At my wedding my dad gave me a toast where he displayed my tenth grade school picture blown up to poster size. That was the year I was feeling rebellious and decided to wear a HUSTLER shirt (from like Zumiez or some shit) in my picture. My husband’s conservative family members were scandalized and I was so embaressed.…