I knew this would happen.

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands

Why is this debate making people, especially ones I don’t hate, say some stupid ass shit?

LOLOLOLOLOL I was so hardcore TBS in my youth. But I gotta say, now that I’m wise and 31, Brand New was an all around better band. Except for Vinnie. He'll always be a dick.

that said - there is nothing fundamentally wrong with drinking koolaid (except that sweetening it requires a lot of sugar). but as you said below, it would be on par with the white anchor having asked her if she made fried chicken for thanksgiving. everyone eats fried chicken, just like a lot of people drink koolaid,…

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

I basically described it by telling the story of New Years Eve 99, where everyone was at least a little convinced computers were going to turn against us, so all of the neighborhood parents got insanely drunk, and let the kids have probably the best middle school party to ever occur. We listened to spice girls, a girl…

My 15 year old brother decorates his room with seething rage and b.o. It’s a desolate wasteland of stink in that place.

She privately e-mailed the CIA Director’s AOL account to set up an arms trade with Iran to send weapons to Zombie Bin Laden to kill fetuses in Syria, which would’ve been able to defend themselves had Obama not taken away their guns.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Don’t be so harsh! He only had 20 minutes to put together a suit from materials he found in an abandoned room of a country club.

All the looks at once.

yay I found the alum thread!

One of the better Drunk History skits. However, there should be an actual feature length movie about Harriet Tubman. What she did was amazing. If it wasn’t for racism and Hollywood’s preference for white saviors (12 Years a Slave) and/or rape & guns stories (Django), there would already be 2 or 3 versions of her life…

That’s less of a pyramid and more of a ziggurat.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

Yes because American culture has zero rapes happening.