Not if you have a cat.

THE SAGA CONTINUES

He’s just doing this at this point to get your attention, Kara. I’m starting to get concerned for him - this amount of thirst isn’t healthy.

I created a burner just so I can post this, but it won't post and whatever. I'm not ashamed.

If my company did it during work hours and got a tax break, you aren’t happy. If the staff do it on their own and not during work hours, you aren’t happy. So, fuck right off.

Too old to pretend to be into loud electronica. Or any electronica.

I’m pretty sure the trademark is for “official” merchandise. You can buy a print of a painting in the public domain from any number of retailers, but if you buy the print from the museum that owns it, you are more likely to be contributing to the funds that will be used to conserve that painting or others like it.…

Mom NEVER got around to it. Praise Judy.

Judy Blume: replacing people’s moms since 1970.

If you guys can’t stop bickering I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET RIGHT AROUND

Except there’s a bullet in every chamber.

Everything about this pic of this tiny woman just runnin’ shit makes me so happy

We just call those people “postdocs” so they don't feel self consious.

Car broke down? Have a cup of tea. House on fire? Have a cup of tea. World ending? Have a cup of tea? Out of tea? Have a cup of... dammit...

As an avid multi-cups a day tea drinker, that definition is spot on. Feeling sad? Cup of tea. Celebrating? Cup of tea. Your head’s come off? Cup of tea. You’re dead? Cup of tea.

I appreciate your modification of le singe est sur la branche, because as we all know, there are not a lot of monkeys in France. Monkeys are thin on the ground. Thin in the air. Just generally pretty trim.

Le chat est sur la chaise.

Here’s one: on a domestic flight I once witnessed two tall dark and handsome dudes walk on during boarding and an annoying lady said “oh, my, how handsome you both are!” and the first dude replied with heavy Israeli accent “we are Israeli, we are all beautiful”. To this day all I can think about that exchange is:…

what are you talking about they're clearly white and gold