Even as the fan of a rival team, I swear to you that this displeases me.

The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

He did win Overly Defensive Player of the Year, though.

Everyone knows Spartans can only achieve sexual arousal and climax by teabagging the fallen bodies of the opposite team.

I won’t put hours into an piece of entertainment that isn’t working for me. If it cost me money, so be it. I get paid every two weeks. I never get my time back.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

Our quarterback actually said these words:

Su’a will not be permitted to return to the club for the remainder of the 2017 NFL season, including the postseason.

Has a cooler name ever been wasted on a bigger dipshit? 

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

Could the Raptors flip him?

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Shit, she might read this - I’M VERY SORRY IRIS

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

My thing is, what is this development they’re getting in the NCAA that they can’t/won’t get in the NBA? The NBA has better facilities, better training staffs, better coaching staffs, and you don’t have to waste time pretending you’re going to school. Sure, maybe McLemore could’ve improved at Kansas in ways that he…

This is what happened to the “My dad’s a lawyer” kid from your HS.