My word.  Why does Jez care about this (manufactured) nonsense so much?

For the website that shit on ESPN for feeding the “AD to LA” flames back in January—flames that had been burning since AD signed to Klutch, and not based on some offhand no-shit LBJ comment—this take that this “is what makes the league fun” is both somewhat accurate (otherwise, why else would ESPN do it, besides the…

This hurts me to say, but I actually agree with Kyrie here?

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

Swing low... sweet Corey’s foot... givin’ up a bonus freethrowwwww...

I know Jake Delhomme didn’t play for the Cardinals, but spiritually, I really feel like we should add him to this list.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

It’s effectively irrelevant whether it’s “good politics” or not, because it’s all personal to him. His cult will declare that it’s a brilliant move, but at the end of the day the rest of us are all getting a well-deserved laugh at his trash ass. And our laughter hurts his feelings a lot more than the increasingly…

The shot selection of Marshall Henderson. The circuitous sound-and-fury dribbling of Lance Stephenson. The height of Earl Boykins.

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Look at that poor lady beneath her.

This explains why the Vikings can’t win in the playoffs. A common motivating tactic among coaches, especially when one feels overmatched, is to remind their players that their opponent put on their pants the exact same way they do. Sadly for the Vikings, they know from the beginning that this isn’t true and the game…

He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro. 

There’s so much awesome to unpack here, but the austere of the repeated A. A. Ron is choice.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.

Fuck them regardless

Man, fuck Buck and Aikman for not getting the reference.

The way to get people to vote is to offer them candidates who actually give people hope that politics could make things better for them

I know it wasn’t your intent here, but critiques like the following annoyed me so much in the lead up to and aftermath of the draft: