He still threw three touchdowns and put up 380 yards combined. That’s like, pretty good.

This girl is still a thing?

Or just find a sport that isn’t 12 minutes of play surrounded by 2 hours of commercials.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Before the darts he tried whacking it but missed.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

What a lazy joke.

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

Because vending machines are so reasonably priced and filled with variety?

You’re a weak person who should stay out of cities, then.

You can be dumb as shit, though.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

Those today who claim that football will always be king are the people who couldn’t imagine a world where the most famous sport wasn’t boxing. Where are they now?

I posted this on VSB but it needs to be read here:

The LPGA involves actual professional-level skills, generally positive and supportive athletes, and its outcome is not predetermined. If ESPN’s business model is failing, I can’t imagine what 9 hours of blathering tools and 9 hours of old MMA highlights is doing for Fox Sports 1.

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

I didn’t even have to watch the video, the bowtie gave it away.

And white people would line up around the block to bet on that shower curtain.

Because he’s a fucking coward