Can we get the winner a tripod?

Hope he enjoyed it. That's not the last half-assed, fake B.J. experience he'll be having for a while.

Judging by the grammatical errors and lack of punctuation in that tweet, I think McCarron also got in a fight at the MLB All-Star game.

Gronk: Screw this, we're done here. I'm going to take a nap.

is this at FGCU?

Have you had Shiner's Ruby Red seasonal? Bereaved with ginger and grapefruit. Mylanta.

What of emotional distance, dude?

"What's up, MOM?! EAT SHIT, MOM!"

No surprise really, considering that anything involving a Young Titus seems to end poorly.

"If you fuck a stranger in the ass, this is what's gonna happen."

This is what you get when you draft kids and then don't monitor who they're hanging out with. In this case, I assume it must have been NFL front office personnel.

Maybe this is just the new Patriots Way, and Kraft ought to be lobbying to get dudes like Lawrence Phillips pardoned instead?

Anna Benson was at the 2006 WSOP Main Event for some reason, & struck up a conversation with me in the expo hall using "I like your tie" as an ice-breaker. I was there doing my dissertation research. I talked to her for maybe 15 minutes before excusing myself because the whole thing was becoming awkward and weird. She…

You know what they say- you can take the girl outta Baltimore, but you can't take the HOLY SHIT, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

My screen is dirty right here. I should really wash it...

Conversely, Lou Bega was very polite and charming towards the stage manager, although it soon became clear that he was just trying to get a little bit of Monica.

Given that she had that tattoo in the first picture, shouldn't he have known — or at least suspected — that she would eventually snap and pull a gun on him at some point?

SO UNBELIEVABLY, CLEARLY FAKE