They should call him MC-L cause he just tore it up!

We'll have to take your word for it.

"Wake up feeling blessed up, pistol on that dresser" - Aaron Hernandez's motto, courtesy of A$AP.

To clarify, they couldn't read the manifesto on the counter unless you had it titled as such, as they couldn't expect to find a vacuum inside it. So, if you plan to carelessly leave your cannibalistic murder manifesto laying around the house, title it something misleading.

Good dunk, but Jeremy seemed to be the only one playing good transition defense there. Sometimes sh*t just happens. And like the caption said, he dominated the rest of the game.

Does Right Said Fred get royalties every time someone hits one on the catwalk? Yeah, on the catwalk? You know what I mean?

Um so that's totally a fake account Doc would never say something like that you must be an idiot to believe that get a life.

Alarming amount of caps associated with the event already.

Seeing as how that was taken at a baseball field, I highly doubt this was taken at the parade...

Manfred Destiny

Did you copy this comment from Donovan McNabb's Twitter?

I'm from an NFC North state but I've been living in Nebraska for a few years. There are a fair amount of Broncos, Bears, and Vikings fans, but most are rudderless frontrunners. They don't even realize there's something wrong with saying they follow the Cowboys because of the Super Bowl years or they currently love…

Do you hate Jim Gaffigan?

I'm dreading this trial. It's going to be an orgy of every awful impulse in the NFL

this thread is the deadspin equivalent of the bruins in game 6.

What he said in 2010, unedited, and can be found here - http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/p…

The group stopped at a gas station to pick up "blue cotton candy Bubblicious gum and Black & Mild cigars

whoooshhh

those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.

Approximation of Time's upcoming cover: