In college, my roommates would change my home page to Dspin when I was gone. It was always quite the surprise when I got back.

It's really a shame he made such a rash response the morning after.

Video caught on video, eh?

How does that work, exactly? The prosecution has the burden of proving its the elements of the crime beyond a reasonable doubt; the defense has the burden of proving its affirmative defense beyond a preponderance of the evidence. If the prosecution's case is met (which, here it was because Zimmerman didn't contest…

In honor of the holiday: best and worst fictional president?

Productive Outs!

That song ("Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me,") was from the same Batman movie ("Batman Forever"). All paled in comparison to the "Batman & Robin" soundtrack.

Thankfully, the videobombs distracted from the awful, awful interview "questions."

"Get the chicken!"

To be fair, most Minnesota students don't even go to the stadium to watch the Gophers stumble into the basement of the Big 10's standings.

The baseball team was simply the Rainbows.

These are the best renderings available for payments made with punctuation marks.

Don't worry, Jim Nantz is already on the line.

I don't know, I think Werner could have used a few more em dashes.

Do people actually say "stick to sports" and mean it? I thought after all the Boston coverage and what not that phrase had been placed decidedly in the sarcasm category.

Having just finished my second to last law school final, I'll put this kindly: Please stick to sports.

You linked to the wrong ChicagoNow story (understandably, because every other word is a hyperlink on that site). Here's the article with your quote: http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-sports…

Likewise, I saw someone at my law school wearing Zumbaz, slippers and a Dexter kill-shirt. No one said anything because no one cares. We're all miserable.

How did they do this? Was the jersey ripped/cut, put on the statute, and then restitched? DOES THE STATUE MOVE?!