i played andrew wiggins at huntington prep last year. i crossed him up boggs easy then yamed in his face. he wont do shit in college. flop city!

It can also be used to peddle droids to the greater Twin Cities area during the week.

Gangsta ass dog went down like a thug champion!

The obvious play here is for Markakis, Plouffe, et. al. to play with the bats anyway and dare the League office to be PR-oblivious enough to punish them for it.

Interesting that he went to MLB.com instead of the Globe itself. If you're going to submit a rebuttal, the paper of origin seems like to right place to send your column. And since the New York Times Co. sold off it's shares of the Red Sox about a year ago, publishing in the Globe is slightly less…

Winning boobs, or GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS????

I actually spent a good 45 seconds trying to figure out what bathroom function Number 3 referred to and why you had to do it at a hospital all summer before I realized you were talking about the job list. I'm kind of stupid I think.

If any place in the Upper Midwest were going to become a mecca for gambling and overpriced restaurants, it would be North Dakota thanks to there being ungodly amounts of oil there. But no. We can't even get a fucking Target, much less rooftop tennis courts where Roger Federer plays.

"Cause I tell you, frankly, I would like to walk in hear one day and find you sitting down. That would give me a lot of pleasure. Call me crazy."

best i could do with ms paint at work...

Shhh.. Dont tell him it's called the "pound sign".. He buys his meat using an Ampersand. Poor dope..

Dude. Photoshop contest with Tiger from that picture please.

Given Sean is an actual lawyer & you're not, yet, shove it up your ass.

Too late!

Question followed by the question as an answer? Question followed by the question as an answer.

Just ignore these people. I know it's a novelty when they show up somewhere for the first time, and everyone thinks they are doing something good by holding up signs indicating that WBC is giving out free handjobs, and etc. But they LOVE that. They LOVE backlash. The dumbshits are 30 minutes from me, and they have…

Hello, God? It's me, Steve. Can I stop doing this yet?

If your kitchen appliances had emotions and feelings, which one do you think would have the best personality?