Maybe he thought he'd have an easier time catching passes if he was playing with smaller balls.

Q: Why did the Checken cross the road?

For those of you wondering about the lone exception in alphabetical order, just know that they're renaming it Jaded.

Better inebriants, better amnesia, Papa John's.

It's funny you say that- he will be returning 31 hats pic.twitter.com/74lgQ9FFXG

JUSTIN PUGH - DOUBTFUL - CRUSH INJURY

I think they designed the fucking graphic, colors and all.

+1

She was ahead of her time.

He most definitely did not say "Gay Fuckin' Shit." He was attempting to pronounce the name of London Marathon champion Tsegaye Kebede.

Best sign.

I love how the announcer says "50 meters" and "rubbish" but you turn it into "50 yards" and "trash."

Needs more Mike Rice.

His parents blatantly stole the idea for his name from George Costanza.

At the end there, she reminded me of her dad, Al.

he means 'have had'

Just three more weeks until the Twins are mathematically eliminated from playoff contention, then all those season tickets hit stubhub at $3 a pop.