I read the ARTICLE. You know, the actual story

Dom, loved this. These kinds of articles on underappreciated pieces of football teams enrich understanding of the game. Thanks!

Hey, everyone writing “What does this have to do with cars???” or “I’d dodge taxes too, if I could”: YOU’RE MISSING THE FUCKING POINT.

I originally had a snarky response ready to go, but using the Enterprise as a unit is actually pretty brilliant

Could we maybe get a real unit of measurement, like miles, to compare?

What the hell was Jay Cutler doing in Turkey???

Isn’t it fair to say that no one would have a problem with this controller if it weren’t for the ability to map really complex moves/series of moves to one button? Why not just remove that feature and make it a legal controller then?

Judging from the shot above, Rob Liefeld should get some credit as a production designer

Tell your story walking, you monster

I’ve been a Marvel fan for all 34 years of my life, and I have never, not once, made that connection. Can’t unsee.

But enough about Germain...

This has exactly as many stars as it deserves

Ok, here’s the backstory. This is more about a guy being a drunk dipshit than being an outright asshole, but . . .

The mental image of a white Dodge Neon squealing up to the curb so that a few dudes can shove Andy Dick into it is an irreplaceable mental image

Starred for vintage Gawker posts

I have the same approach. The Hawk aside, who wouldn’t want to be told that their work affects people positively?

Jordan is actually kinda famous for being a good dude in Chicago as long as you’re not competing with him. I’ve heard a million stories about him comping meals, leaving frankly extravagant tips, buying drinks for entire restaurants, etc.

Best story on here