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Too small.

Bill Simmons always knew there was a 50% chance of this happening to him, but since it wasn’t a LEGIT 50% he didn’t get Cousin Sal to take the necessary precautions.

I would like the 4th-and-inches down to be more specific

Berman was a victim of what happens to a lot these sports media clowns.

Please tell me we are getting a Bricken Spoiler FAQ.

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

Too bad Dwight Eisenhower isn’t still alive.

Oooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Just have it star John Stewart (played by David Harewood or Keith David) and be “The French Connection in space”.

He’s too shit for this old.

“Lethal Weapon in Space”

It’s clear everyone involved is lying but it’s not clear exactly why they are lying. Everyone know you all are just a bunch of fascists, why wouldn’t you be working together?

It’s been said that horror tropes involving vampires tend to rise up when progressives are in power (because the vampire, with his European mannerisms, sickly pallor, and deviant sexuality plays on conservative fears of progressives), and zombie tropes rise up when conservatives are in power (because hordes of

Why is anyone surprised to encounter a turd in the toilet?

Here’s what I’m hoping happens. In my neighborhood, when it was built a long time ago, there was a pool. Since the development was new and everyone had kids, pool memberships were hard to come by, and buyers outnumbered sellers. So to get into the pool was like $3k or something ridiculous, but you could sell that

Isnt it sad that until Amazon responds we have to assume this is another lie?

Long Live the Chief!

Think you will give Titanfall 2 a try Heather?

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]