Tbh, I like them in a grim sort of way. But I’m weird, and I’ve got a soft spot for riding around rotting city infrastructure.

I had to do some mental math after I posted that, and I realized the frame fits snugly with both wheels yanked, but requires some contortion if I leave the rear wheel on. Which I do, often, because realigning disc brakes is one of my great agonies in life.

32" wheels, man. The frame barely fits in the trunk with both wheels off

Can someone tell me what’s going wrong with the defense? First 5 games they were ranging all over the place and getting sacks with a simple 4 man rush, looking like vintage Legion of Boom.

Trunk racks are only for those with nerves of steel (I still get queasy taking a full one on the highway) and roof racks are too expensive

Fucking SAME. I was telling my dad last night that the election has completely murdered any desire for me to have kids, because he is well on his way to fucking everything up.

A lot of people on here telling you they would take sedans, but looking back, I wish I had bought a Honda hatch instead of the Civic I got. I underestimated the appeal of being able to load my bike into the back along with other camping gear. Sigh. Next time.

I actually HATE Gears, so keep that in mind, but: Gears is too self-serious and uptight to actually encourage players to have fun with it. It probably would have been fun to add it, but it wouldn’t fit with what Gears was trying to go for.

The Tony Hawk analogy is REALLY good. Bulletstorm was always more about freestyling your kills, and getting as stylish/over the top as possible with how you did it. What a great game, really excited for this

Real question: couldn’t Lash just fill a shotgun with rock salt and unload it in this fucker’s chest the second he tried to unlawfully enter?

That second photo is basically every rail overpass in Chicago

I can think of something that’s changed...

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT LAST PARAGRAPH??? Not even yankees.com has something up about it.

Photo caption: “Yep! Just like a rotisserie chicken!”

He doesn’t have to be prescient, just funny

Tom, I love your work. It’s consistently fantastic.

Why is Ciara listening to early Prodigy on top of a mountain?

Can you give Lisa a job writing for the site? She’s hilarious

Is this really a surprise? I’ve seen a grand total of 45 minutes of their show and they’ve got that creepy megachurched look to their faces. Especially Chip’s eyes. Joanna just seems like she goes along with because she’s married to a lunk AND has retrograde ideas.

No, Buc-ees is an American treasure. Texas has two things that I wish were in nationwide distribution: Buc-ees, and Alamo Drafthouse. They just put an Alamo in Brooklyn, so I’ve got that going for me, but I need the other for my commutes into NJ