All these available memes, and you chose one of the most tired ones.

“This is on my ass. On the way to Spring Break (1st year of law school)“

You’re wayyyy too low. You need to add 1 for each person who worked at 38 Studios that got shit-canned.

Inflatable life-size Ben Wallace. Best pool boy ever.

I say he’ll still be a handful for tackles. Well, most of one.

I can’t believe 2,999 other Tonys are on this site.

Everyone’s chasing the next Trent Dilfer.

There’s a happy ending to this story, though.

Is there $30 I can spend to lobotomize my smart TV?

Is there $30 I can spend to lobotomize my smart TV?

Sorry, dude. Looks like your Czech comment bounced.

Sorry to be that guy, but Chara is a Slovak. If it’s any consolation that was a shitty joke anyway.

[bounces]

Your generosity is jaw-dropping.

Not one hour left, 90 more minutes of disappointment and confusion. Just no more Riggins.

...like black mold grows in a poorly ventilated bathroom.

He’ll never be great until he stops ducking Cyborg.