Russell Wilson finally got himself a maid?

Why? She can’t afford her own pail? Buckets aren’t that expensive.

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

“You just hope he adds some meat on his frame if he wants to go pro. Maybe he gets some heft from his mother, probably one of those video gals we got down here in Atlanta. What? What did I say now?”

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

“Mr. Gilbert, Lebron has opted out of the last year of his deal with us.”

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

Oh, it feels good to laugh at Stuart Scott again.

“No...No! NO! God, this is all wrong!” - Rex Ryan

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

This is like the opposite of Doc Rivers having the terrible idea to make Austin Rivers drop stuff.

You know what they say about Deadspin comments...

Rob’s ankle was broken during the wrestling portion of the match

They sure as hell play a rougher style of Marco Polo down South than they do up here.

Interesting to see many of the jerseys are made of the same material...

It's a school night. That always keeps attendance down.

Here's a crazy idea. Maybe we should be freezing Rose out of the Hall not because he was a gambler and a cheater and an all-around piece of shit as a person. Maybe we should be freezing him out because he was a dinky little singles hitter with no power, a career .784 OPS, and whose main claim to fame was his…