Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

Update: Kings are mum on whether or not it’s Boogie Time.

That’s unbelievable! Try updating a subject in Wikipedia. It takes them days to verify accuracy. Oh. Wait. The Dolphins picked him up. It is ruined.

Damn auto correct

Please charge your phone I’m so nervous for you

A clarification: I wouldn’t call what Eddie Jordan did for the Sixers “coaching”.

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Correction: This post originally stated that the Blazers played Golden State on Saturday, but they actually played on Friday night.

Your friend’s sister’s cousin’s recently single best friend on Facebook agrees too.

Better than anything Drake has ever put out.

This puts Smith in an awkward position. He's too much of a criminal to play for the Raiders and not enough of a criminal to cheer for the Raiders.

Knickerbocker Porkrindius

This is so silly. All that the Panthers and their fans need to be focused on right now is their outstanding 7-1 start to the season.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”

“Oh snap”

Old Racist Bastard

GOPface Shilla.

Now I’m done.

I’m not going to be a whistleblower