“...some dipshit commenter...”

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

30 victims got 93 million which is approx 3.1 million per. He gets 7.3 million. Makes sense...

Whatever. Chris Berman once beat Andy Reid in a farting contest. Mostly because Andy mismanaged the clock but still. Win’s a win.

So she’s got 3 guys?

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Not to be confused with the Saints’ defense where two safeties give up on every play.

“What are two things a fourteen year old boy wants in his mouth, and the only one that’s in there now.”

Eight wins in the front, four losses in the back.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

In 2009, Michigan place kicker Brendan Gibbons raped a female student. Taylor Lewan, Gibbons’ roommate at the time, then called the victim and threatened to rape her again if she pressed charges.

“Don’t worry Steve, I’ve still got your back”

Why are you asking about MAC games!? Ha! Get a load of this guy, everybody!

It depends. What does Martellus Bennett look like?

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”

She seems nice.

“Plus, I won more games without it than did with it in.’’

if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.