And with quality content like this, I can see why!

The guy just wanted to see some stars

Usually, it involves pushing an old person in a wheelchair into the deep end. It’s an acquired taste.

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.

I’ve been that high before.

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

Be polite. That’s no way to refer to Eric Karros.

Usually I’m fine with making a tasteless joke on Deadspin no matter how tragic the story but this time I think I’ll pass.

Of the three, Sale is the only one that is any good at his job, and that usually has some bearing on these decisions in sports.

If he did it I hope he goes to jail. If she made this up, I hope she goes to jail.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

God, I couldn’t imagine how embarrassing that must have been. I mean, being identified as, “RealMarlinsFan”? Just kill me.

Hmm...maybe if he knew somebody who specialized at throwing objects with accuracy and velocity at a target almost exactly 60 feet away, that person could knock the drone out of the tree...

I don’t think this is that rare of a thing, actually. I watch a lot of Nationals games, and I think Jonathan Papelbon must do it too, as players instruct him to ‘get fucked’ all the time.