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Reasonable points ... but then only one of these teams got investigated by the Feds.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

“Oh, well I’m going to go stare at the coffee machine now.”

Jeez, between him and Downie it’s a bad month for Gordie’s.

Mark Howe’s Hall of Fame induction speech is well worth a watch.

He wont get the near the recognition Ali got, and that’s a bummer because Howe defined his sport every bit as much as Ali

The pitch was high and outside, as was he.

Just the fact that he made it this far makes him way more successful than J.J. Redick’s last kid.

“That contract wasn’t all bad”

What a wonderful and lighthearted scene to see at a baseball game. This gives me hope tha- what’s that? The fan in the hat was kicked out? Oh of course he was.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

+1 Redtube

How long ‘till you’re flexible enough to take on a Waffle House waitress?

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

damn it. nowhere in the email did it say anything about needing a wire transfer for a flight from Utah to Miami

You guys ever notice how you never see Scott Skiles and your thumb in the same room at the same time? Just saying.