I cannot be asked to care in the slightest over moments of perceived “disrespect” during national anthems at sporting events.

Rajvir is a common Punjabi name that means “Lion King,” which is I think is pretty cool. Sikh name, kid.

“Go fuck yourself, Lester.”

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Right, and my plumber is important when the shitter’s clogged, but he doesn’t get cocky and start blowing kisses at the other contractors when the jobs done.

I guess I walked right into that one.

Good luck Appling to jobs with that on your record, Keith.

Jack Meihoff had to miss the event due a prior engagement.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

“Through 22 games last season, the Cardinals were 17-6.”

Some people are living arguments for the estate tax, aren’t they?

That shirt looks like the kind you’d find at a second hand store.

I doubt he has the tolerance level to enjoy Manziels level of highs

He seems pretty pissed about a completely accurate report of his current situation.

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

As for why they were both so devastated, Travis tells me it’s because they specifically talked about not interfering with a fair ball before the game. “A security guy came up to us before the game started and told us that we’d be kicked out if we touched a fair ball,” Travis said.

I don't see how he can say he's "doing fine" he's wearing an adjustable hat backwards.

“Honestly, I thought it was foul, but once I grabbed it I knew it right away. Nobody wants to be that guy. I leaned down to my fiancée and just said, ‘Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.’”