I’m not sure what was happening in the last 200 meters or so, but my dog just went nuts.

Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

I hope you have a good reason to be so well versed in AS Roma U-12 soccer players.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

What are the gifts Kobe Bryant gives his wife, Alex?

I think they're called MPs (members of Parliament), not Senators. And man, the Panama Papers really derailed Cameron's career, didn't they?

I’m playing in the Dodgeball World Cup this weekend. I’m pretty confident even if we win, my siblings will still find a way to make every tweet about their kids.

saleing*

You provided a literal definition of “a repeat offender” in your comment.

Counter point ...

I like the crowd’s appreciation of his effort. Usually in Djokovic’s matches, it’s the other guy who gets love.

Ted Cruz might have had more sex than me. I don’t have a question.

Disgusting. Seamen flying everywhere.

Michigan won a lot of games during the Teddy Roosevelt administration, yes.

That was the second-best bank shot of the day, behind only Northern Iowa’s.

I think the secret villain in this story is Giant Black Rectangle.

With the second pick in the 2016 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select, Blue Pool Noodle from that video from the Internet.