I’m so glad this team that I have unnecessarily invested so many emotions into for nearly twenty years fired the best coach it had employed in over a decade for having too big an ego before hiring a coach with an even bigger ego, who sucks.

When asked why they invited Walsh, a student replied "Our teacher Mr. Norwood said a missed kick can happen to anyone."

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

Or he’s trolling Jason Pierre-Paul.

Man, he really Minceyd words.

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

The PR department will probably have him read a statement.....oh wait

I feel you bro. “Dream On” helped get me through my divorce.

Still not as much of a shitshow as his three error stint at second at the 2008 All-Star Game.

he never got any higher than AA ball

“he beat up some high school lacrosse players”

he ran over a 72-year-old motorcyclist then fled the scene and blew a .18.

I’m just kidding. I...I don’t have a job.

well played Samer.

iave been lplaying fottoball since i was 6 iand iim just fine

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

Can you post this on Jezebel? I wanna see a deconstruction of how racist the nickname White Chocolate is.