My dad says it was a good technical foul call, but he's a high school basketball referee so of course he would say that.

"This is the type of guy that doesn't deserve a third chance"

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

There are worse crimes against humanity.

We honestly came up with a list of about 50, but it got purged from our Slack archives.

Because there are 100 synonyms for it that are both funnier and more descriptive.

I saw a couple people in those pictures, so there's technically more people there already than will be in Cellular by the 3rd game.

She's there to help with the aiken, obviously.

I didn't buy the tix because it wasn't a good time for me to drop $3,600 on season tickets considering I'm looking to purchase my first home this fall here in the city. A week later, I lost $3,660 on a Virgin America trade, and news of optional refunds came out.

This is bullshit. There's no way that's live.

This had to be Don Lemon's idea.

"To be frank, I intend to use this money to buy 40 shitty dinners." - Joe Forte

Michael Jordan has already lost the $200 on Blackjack.

As a UNC fan, I'm pleased to discover this guy has no game.

On the other hand, Trent Richardson shitting his pants every week didn't help his career one bit.

That can't be Joe Nathan. Whoever is in that picture can close.

Not having a NFL employee penis in it is a weird feeling for King.

I always wondered what happened to Braylon Edwards' dog.

I'm pretty sure that's just Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio.