too hot, hot damn

This is exactly the kind of dialogue Thomas Jefferson meant to foster.*

God fucking damnit. Our students/alumni just couldn't be classy and shut the fuck up could they?

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

like picking dicks from a tree

Unfortunately, Plea Deal is actually the name of one of his victims.

Rawlings should tell Jerry Jones that as long as Hardy remains on the roster, the Cowboys cannot play a single game in his city.

There comes a time every March when I quit caring about my bracket and just root for the underdogs, but it usually doesn't happen within the first few hours after the tourney starts.

I was watching live at work, and that was probably the hardest I've ever had to to try and suppress an enormous, bellowing "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!"

Deductive reasoning tells me you don't need another coffee.

After fumbling and stating he weighed 530 pounds, LenDale White was arrested for DUI and false identification.

Lots of guys get cut in prison. Nothing to do there but work out.

This is why I'm putting all my money on Wrestlemania this year.

So, yesterday you wrote:

The report portrays a man who shamed his players using details about their relationships, overshared about his own divorce, and one morning showed up ... intoxicated and with an assistant coach

Worse than that, she's going to have the residual taste of Chloraseptic, stuffed crust pizza, and Jim Boeheim's ass on her mouth for hours.

Anyone who has a first name that is 60% g's, deserves to get hit by a truck.

Many war crimes did feature shooting guards.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.