DeMarco Murray is flying to Philadelphia this morning with the expectation he will be an Eagle

(drives through Jersey to get there) (car falls in enormous pothole and is quickly buried by ad hoc construction crew) (Jerry Jones cuts $20 million check for Christie Presidential campaign)

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.

Contrast to Joba Chamberlain's answer to the same question: "Do what now?"

You mean Cortland Innegan

"It went in. There was nothing magical about it" said yet another of Houdini's many disappointed groupies.

The last thing the NFL needs from a PR standpoint: more Redskins in the NFC East.

Crimea river

I heard that before the demonstrations started this morning, the one Stoops attended was ranked as one of the absolute best on campus, but by the time they were over, it was maybe 18th, 20th.

Usually if somebody scores and finishes with Semin on his stomach, it's an unassisted goal.

Too many bumps and you'll find yourself out of the league. Just ask Lamar Odom.

You could argue that his career needed one.

Both teams are nicknamed the Owls

There are more than a few 30-somethings in Los Angeles that owe their very existence to fucking with this Dodgers lineup:

No doubt that late on a Friday afternoon, when no one is paying attention, the NFL would air its dirty Landry.

man-made lakes with a club in them, ranked:

What cancer treatment does to your body, mind & soul is so much more brutal than I can put into words. Seeing that Sager sparkle start to return is wondrous. It's a little jolt of hope for a lot of us fighting to come back too.

[INT. - An Oakland hospital room, March 1985]

Makes sense for both the Bears and Brandon Marshall. Being on another team is usually the best way to catch touchdowns from Jay Cutler.

"slower off-speed bitches like curveballs"

Curveballs really are bitches.