You can win with a mediocre-to-average QB

Scouting Report

Good thing he's not named Jewish Dicks or he'd be cut.

Just you.

Johnson: Would you like to see Sunderland?

I'm not sure the Sports Guru knows how a knuckleball works.

Photographer: Do you want to jump, too?

Good thing for you that the Phillies are committed to meaningless baseball for the rest of the year.

I thought you said there was a joke in there somewhere?

Getting pressured on the inbounds pass? You've got to remember when you can run the baseline.

I can't remember what sport it was because we sucked at all of them, but on one of the 2-win teams I was a part of in high school we got to a point where at halftime, if we were getting blown out (we usually were), the players would come together and start chanting, "Jake's barn! Jake's barn!" Jake's barn was where we…

It seriously looked like the Knicks were trying to lose last night. The NBA should do an investigation to see if they were point shving.

A Ray injuring himself while getting out of a body of water? Somewhere, Steve Irwin is pleased.

A Maple Leaf named Horton? What could go wrong?

Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.

Redacted? I played with with him.

You're an idiot.

Ortiz has a name for everything. He still calls his steroids "rice and beans."

"I call that bullshit"

To make matters worse, the guy just found out that he paid waaaay too much for the printing on his shirt.