Penn Holderness: [reads article]

Oh sure, but when RGIII leaves the game in the first quarter it's perfectly fine.

Your getting to worked up over nothing.

If the victim made it clear that two UT students sexually assaulted her, then why were the football players arrested?

"Sweetheart..."

Good to see the Saints making plays on defense there.

Right Chocolate

Meola responded that "it was just big for me because I'm a huge fan of the team."

What an idiot - you can get off a philly in Tijuana for $10

Ryan plans to appeal, which would make the Jets the only team to somehow lose during their bye week.

It's somewhat comforting to know that the Angels weren't the only ones to eat shit in the postseason.

Yeah, but is he cool enough to attempt that shot in an actual game?

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

I guess when it comes to a black person trusting police, it really does take a leap of faith.

Elsewhere in Southern California, the disease of Kings is still gout.

Sounds like somebody had him in a keeper league

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.

Well, if anything can get Wayne Gretzky back into the league, it's his wife.

"Wait, do we stop tanking or continue to tank even harder?" — Terry Pegula

+2 for POOP!