There will probably be another charge added once authorities confirm that DeSmith pulled the woman's shirt over her head during the fight.

Concussions and speed? So Wes is basically a Motörhead song.

I smoked before work, and I started selling thousands of dollars of manufacturing machinery while crushing an everything bagel with cream cheese. Works fine for me.

Any word on how big his next helmet will be?

Cool so with Evans cold-cocking dudes and Le'Veon Bell not knowing you can get a DUI when you hotbox your car, my fantasy team is looking awesome this year. If Andrew Luck wants to stab a kitten in the neck on live television that would really round things out nicely.

Despite all his indignation, he's still just a small mammal in a fenced-in area.

He figured he might as well give the ball up before Dane Cook stole that from him too.

The Rockies are 49-76. She isn't missing much.

It's nice to finally see a cop in the news who willfully stops himself before overstepping the boundaries.

"So this is what happens when you win a big game?" - Bo Pelini, afterwards

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

Today 0-1

Oh, but when Chad Curtis does it...

Mango has been egregiously under ranked

I think there's several typos in that tweet. I think they meant Labia Repair Surgery.

Yeah we all know the Orioles will flame out this season.

I was mesmerized by that guy's tan, so I didn't hear anything that was said. Going to listen to it again and will get back to everyone, but I have to broil a swordfish first.

Their names are Lindzie and Jordan

She offered to leave, and he told her not to.

Well there is this....