Recently changed from Preston “Tooth Pick” Schick

Wonder where I’ll get those 4.3 points now

Hard to get a read on how Tomsula feels about Gabbert

Do prisons serve fruit snacks?

This is gorgeous:

The non visor guys are as close to old school as it gets these days

I honestly don’t know if the suspension should be for 1 game or 1 year but I am pretty sure that the Commissioner’s office has a roulette wheel

KG, Ray-Ray on line one

Very nice

Probably came really close to gettin shot

You’re half right

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This explains Teddy’s continued fundraising efforts on behalf of the Huckabee campaign

Any news on bacon wrapped cigarettes?

Someone is really going to overpay the shit out of him

God bless LaTroy as a man and for his contributions to the game but I’ll be god damned if he has any business still pitching in the bigs.

Not going to a kegger tonight

Assuming Phaneuf is on the ice; there is no need to apologize

““I walked closer and there was a gentleman on the floor and was bleeding profusely from the head. We got free rally towels that night, so they were holding the rally towels to his head,” she said.”

One could speculate that Mrs. Manning may have some unsatisfied needs