I thought Jim James was a Louisville fan

Coincidentally, “It’s pretty tired” also sums up the Nationals season.

I guess it would be too much to ask for these guys to be funny

Imagine being Tammy’s dildo

“I’m gonna give two balls real quick”

Best all round player in baseball this season

This single guy in this one single moment is restoring my faith in humanity

Does Zeke know how long he can test drive a Buick for?

Holy fuckin settlement

Have to give the NYC fans some props here

“I don’t really know, I don’t know enough about technology to know how any of that works. But that’s how it goes.”

I would have bet a shit load that this was going to be about Joey Porter

How many of the Atlanta arrests were triggered by the words; ya’ll, r and fat asses?

Dodgers’ attorneys upon learning Bryan Stow was filing a second suit

Mrs McCloughan finishing off the bottle her husband is trying to put down

I can’t put into words how excited I am by this suggestion.

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“Western Michigan fired Cubit on November 17, 2012, following a season-ending loss to Eastern Michigan. WMU finished the year 4–8, its worst record since 2004.^[24] Cubit’s final overall record at WMU was 51–47, with a conference record of 36–27, and a 0–3 bowl record”

As it is the Phillies