Meanwhile fat boobs is still equal parts mad and sad

As a Canadian; I can tell you that we generally refer to larger bears as overweight. The only thing that calling the bear fat accomplishes is making the bear feel bad.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, injuries, fuck, playoffs, hell, fuck, yes"

Was the the box score updated to 4 Orioles' errors for that pitch?

"Wink"

For the record; Matt Kemp is not connected to the Cuban mafia

One punch - who gets it? Jeets or Gasbag?

Weird to think that if someone in that truck kicked his ass, they would have saved his life.

You don't see a lot of 5 guard sets anymore

The anchor's handling of the matter was seamless

Cameron's just trying to collect on some outstanding balances

Chunky to his right seems to be handling his business just fine

If there is a god - that guy has that seat for the playoffs

The system has never had to process more than 18,591 tickets

A little surprised that they cut the "fucked her right in the pussy' out of the final statement.

Sam Ponder accepts responsibility for most of this

Meet and greet

Just so I can reset my moral compass; can we please get back to who will, and will not, be in the shower with Michael Sam?

Kevin's worst prank is telling new hires that they are making more than minimum wage.

How bad does Lin's mom want training camp to start?