Backwards hat dude and his wingman have visions of her spelling train

two words

"I am rambling and could probably go on forever..."

My back hair pattern is almost exactly the same as that guy's. My wife shaves it every couple of weeks but she is becomingly increasingly insistent that I get it waxed.

I stand corrected

If she's traumatized, it's a act of the god that the chick with her cheek of Jerry's decrepit mule still has fundamental motor skills

"I said, 'What, is this a $100,000 putt or something?'

Dan O'Dowd will not be walking by Dick Monfort's office today

That letter is covered in gamecock

No unsuccessful attempts at humor here - hope God answers the prayers.

Thank you for clarifying as I was under the impression that he was getting fired because a there was shit hanging out of a lady.

This guy is getting fired because a lady's shit was hanging out?

Sonny Lubick is going to dot your eye

"Personal: Born August 13, 1991 in Rochester, New Hampshire to Gary and Patrice DeSmith… Catches left... A business major... Lists Ken Dryden as his favorite athlete and his father Gary as the person he admires outside of sports."

Welker is one hit away from thinking that marrying a Hooters waitress is a good idea

Has anyone followed the ass crack backwards? I believe its the sharply dressed gnome standing against the wall at the beginning of the video but am certainly open to being corrected.

Worst fucking bunt attempt ever

Chocolate milk with a chocolate frosted = the perfect amount of chocolate?

Someone please tell me why the plump kid with glasses brought his glove

Only noon out here and I can already knock off my "most surprised" moment of the day.