Socks on wet concrete? Moron

We're All Doomed. Burger King's Chicken Fries Are Back

Can we please have a daily LLWS topic/moment?

I'd like this guy to coach my kid's football team

Dux needs a tailor

Understood

Thanks for the fact check ...next time I'll start a reply with "this is a sad attempt at humor" so you and I are on the same page

Did it ever occur to her that farting and putting your dick on a girl's leg = get the fuck out of my house

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Foreplay

What's the over under on number of seasons before Jared Lorenzen is on this bitch?

This would have been a hangover of epic proportions

This is going to take a Weird Scienesque type effort to get this shit cleaned up

Inspect your Gadget

"Is your husband out of work?"

Most team charters do not permit engaging in transactions with men who pair suit coats with golf shirts.

They are giving these away to the first 15,000 people at the next Rockies home game

"If I don't have two girls lined up and come through for us it would be a nightmare for me"

As a Denver resident, when I shut my eyes and listen closely, I can hear roughly 9,000 people in Southeast Texas laughing.

That girl is going to make some guy fucking miserable one day