I see a shit ton of crazy but not a lot of dirty. Does anyone know if there is degree of respect amongst the participants? (i.e. teams grab a few bottles of chianti after the match and tell war stories)

This isn't Just Tossed Salads?

Neon laces? Bro ....you're 40

In North Dakota - that's a hat-trick

Can I ask the obvious? Why'd they fuckin draft him?

Wait til Uggla gets there

Market for the HNIC in the Dallas Metroplex is $120k....Wallace

Just keep putting the wiener in more schnitzels Jeets ...the world is your starfish

I was working on my canned "I would hit that" and then realized I could come nowhere close to handling that

I fuck bitches and hit doubles off a tee

Stat update - 21 sacks

One cannot justify that guy's reaction.

Aren't most suspensions for being a cream of the crop fuck bag longer than one game?

Lost in all of this is how poorly Mayor Giuliani is aging

Tim Howard has placed an order for these candies

8 wings for $9.99 is a little too rich for my blood

How many intentional walks are there a game? I don't piss on a forest fire with the expectation that it will go out.

I once had a 15 year old cat that had no teeth and pissed all over the house. Right now I feel exactly the same as the morning I found the fuckin hairball dead on the kitchen floor

They suck something awful but your point is well made

They were on the horn for at least 5 minutes. I bought a Subaru this morning.