I will not ever miss a chance to point out how Apple hasn’t been a leader in most of the things they’re given credit for leading in, but both of those are kind of a stretch. It was the next logical step that (by far) the leading wireless headphones would add wireless charging. Samsung got there first, but Apple’s “new…

It's on every Saturday at 9am here. 

For me, it's about 15 seconds into the credits. 

Hopefully they’ll continue the trend and bring back the Darth Maul ForceFx lightsaber. Hell, bring back the entire non-Luke/Vader line. The last time I checked, the Maul saber was still absurdly expensive on Ebay. 

Is SI getting paid for every hotdog sold? If not, then who give a single fuck? 

I get why things like this are a problem in general, but this seems like an overreaction. It sounds like the article is very upfront that this is in concert with the D-backs, which is usually where sponcon goes wrong. It’s a dumb, fun article about dumb, novelty food. Nobody’s trying to get one over on anybody.

Skip microwave chicken pot pies and go get one from KFC for $5. If you feel the need to use your oven, spend like $12 at Costco for a bake-at-home pot pie approximately the size of a kiddie pool.

Reading comprehension is our even better friend. He's talking about sausages, he wrote pig assholes because he meant pig assholes. 

The problem with that being that they’re already IN the ecosystem. Nobody is going to switch from Apple to Android to retain the functionality of their Spotify app, and it’s fucking stupid of Apple to create a situation that would ask them to.

Because it costs customers $1000 to get into the store, and they've already paid. 

The point being, I think, that the Play store both doesn't require the app to be downloaded or the subscription to be purchased through the Play store. Of particular interest to this case, they also aren't allowed to link to (or, if Spotify is to be believed, even allude to the ability to) subscribe outside of the App…

I don't think it would be particularly shitty of them to account for Apple's fees. 

They’re the entirety of iPhones on the market, though. From the data I could find, it looks like iPhones are around 30-36% of the US market. It's not hard to imagine they are a larger share of Spotify's subscribers. 

Xbox does require XBL for all online play, F2P or otherwise. PS4 and Switch, you correctly noted, do not. 

Only spiritually

Of the candidates so far, Beto is the only one I think could realistically stand a chance against the cult of personality around Trump. After four years of Trump (and with two Supreme Court justices already replaced) milquetoast centrism that can win is better than rigid progressivism that will lose. 

I'll take Kate however I can get her, but I hope they don't go that route to do it. 

Jesus, did your pops blame spoilers before he left to go live with his other family in Boca? Bit of a disproportionate response otherwise. 

I wonder that it’s only once every 90 minutes. Sure, that’s annoying, but five calls a day at predictable intervals is not even as bad as actual robocalls. I'd love to know the reasoning, both comedic and legal, of exactly how that segment came together and was executed. 

I don’t follow golf. That golf championships change hands like the fucking Intercontinental title belt was news to me.