I'll take lived-in imperfect impressions over lifeless note-perfect mimicry 100 times out of 100.

It felt like they started with the Bond joke and fell ass-backwards and flailing through the rest of the sketch. 

Hard to become a big name actor if you can only play blind characters but get no preference in casting of blind characters. 

I don't think it's a spoiler to say that that point is addressed. 

I didn't notice the monitor. I did notice the goddamn INTACT TESSERACT. 

Speaking for myself, huge trolling campaigns make me more hesitant to see a movie I'm already on the fence about. Campaigns like we’ve seen against this movie, Black Panther, The Last Jedi, etc, change what should be a subjective opinion about the quality of a movie into an us-versus-them morality contest. The…

It's interesting to me that you don't see her as more powerful than Thor or Strange. Prior to the last 15 minutes or so, I'd completely agree with you. Those last 15 minutes, though, make me genuinely nervous for her going forward. They went (relatively) 0 to full ass Superman to the point that I don't see how Thanos…

Hunts is the RoseArt of ketchup. I don't care that this is a year old post. 

Performance enhancing drugs.

Frankly, it'd be doing them a favor, as the only X-Men actor worth a shit got killed off in Logan. (Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan notwithstanding, as they're national treasures) 

The obvious, inevitable, and only way the story of Johnny Manziel ends is with him quarterbacking an XFL team. Everything else is just the process of the stars aligning. 

Narrator: it was not. 

Don't forget fucking Farrelly going out of his way to say, over and over again, that Viggo was the most important person on the stage. Pretty much sums up everything you need to know about the movie. 

“In order to play, she plopped down the full price for the game plus an additional payment for Origin Premier membership.”

If memory serves, the uproar about creating a new “most good popular movie” category for Black Panther was more about it being so proudly and undeniably black than it being a comic book movie. 

I was just surprised to see SBN paying someone. 

That part got me too. I can sort of respect wanting to stay faithful to a deceased spouse. So we're on solid-is ground so far. But then to take the "staying faithful" idea so far as to go on an adultery website when you want to get laid? 

Nothing would make this interesting. 

There is. It's like $6

I suspect pricing is going to fuck this. It should be $30 or less, but I can see Nintendo having the gall to charge $60.