You motherfucks who bitched about that Rams/Chiefs MNF game, go to your rooms and stay there until 2023.

It's even better when you subscribe yearly. $100 is absurdly cheap for what you get.

You're also comparing a demo for a game to a game that's been out for years. That's not to say that Anthem is going to be worth a shit, but it's a bit of an unfair comparison. 

Knowing Lewis Hamilton and Seb Vettel must cover 85% of F1 talk among the general public. 

He puts his underwear on last. 

Given that he felt it appropriate to dress down Theilen like he was a goddamned toddler on the sidelines, I can only imagine the kind of bitching he does in the locker room at the rest of the offense. An O-line isn't that bad that often by accident. 

Ah, I stand corrected. I tend to not even look at the achievements for games with an online component. If I know there’s no chance of me 1000-pointing a game, I'll just take whatever unlocks during the normal course of play. 

I understand that I fully Part Of The Problem here, but I quite like the Raptor's grille. I'm with you 100% on the rest of the examples provided, but the Raptor works for me. 

Or he's over 5'3. 

There’s one for discovering all species, but I don't think it requires killing them all. 

No, this is bad news because Microsoft’s practices are consumer-hostile.

First, this was introduced during the Obama administration, and second, USPS is an independent, apolitical agency, so who the president is is irrelevant. 

Almost everything is scanned anyway, Informed Delivery just sends you an email with the images each day. 

Go to a stable. If your horse is still alive, you'll be able to summon it to the stable (the one jarring break in immersion I've seen so far). 

If you feel like a thief moving between consoles, that’s on you. Both Xbox and PS4 only require you to sign in to your profile to have access to all of your digital titles. Paired with an external HDD (which also fills your offline installation file needs), you can be up and running in about 45 seconds. 

I haven't. I mostly just watch things that have recorded or that are currently live. It doesn't affect me much, but it's frustrating that they have given me the option to remove those channels, but will not actually remove them. 

I just can’t get the complaint that this video game is a video game and not, y’know, real. Yes, random encounters spawn in reaction to Arthur’s presence, but they happen with or without your intervention, and as far as I can tell, once they happen, they’re done. If you ride by the guy who was bitten by a snake without…

AJ Lee is married to CM Punk, whose tenure with WWE came to a rather messy, INCREDIBLY public end when he basically took a blowtorch to WWE shortly after walking out on the company. They informed him he had been fired on his and AJ's wedding day. 

I was not prepared for what Toy Story 3 did to me. It was honestly embarrassing. 

This would’ve been the perfect opportunity to resurrect the P’zone. Alas, the wait continues.