Isn’t it fun that the only claims of rape that can be trusted are the ones that negatively affect political rivals?

When I heard about this whole thing, that’s where my thoughts originally went. I didn’t read it as a religious rule at all; I figured Mike assumes every woman he could potentially meet is just waiting to claim she’d been assaulted by the illustrious former governor of goddamn Indiana.

You seem awfully triggered by contemplating women as human people, so we’ll skip that aspect of the question entirely.

There’s such a disconnect between objective reality and the world Trump’s true believers are living in. It’s almost as disturbing as each new fuck up by this shitshow administration.

This is the exact thing that kept me from rushing out to get a Switch and this game. It’s not Zelda. It’s a Zelda skin for an inferior game. I’m fine with Nintendo tinkering with the tried-and-true Zelda formula, though I disagree that it’s necessary or even a good idea, but they threw the entire thing out, at which…

1. Ruffles All-Dressed

I work customer service for the post office (yes, it is as much of a kick in the balls as it sounds like it would be) and a few months back had a woman with a fairly thick accent I couldn’t quite place say her name was (whatever) Mahks. We take calls from all over the damn place, so you quickly learn that just because…

Milo immediately comes to mind.

That’s because the Democrats, God bless em, still think having the better ideas should be enough to win elections.

The fucking mind blowing thing is that the poor, ignorant half of their base will still vote for every single one of them come 2018. It doesn’t matter that they’re openly disdainful of the poor and needy because eventually trickle down is going to work and then they’ll be rich and all of the policies that have been…

I’m not certain you can run a business like that either.

Unfortunately, the standard applied isn’t “is this good for me,” it’s “is it worse for the groups I don’t like.”

I think a big part of the problem is that it’s so damn easy to get grenade kills now.

God, I’m glad our active shooter training is done by our local Postal Inspector. No xenophobic fake news bullshit, just simple advice: if you can, run. If you can’t run, hide. If you have to, fight.

Yeah, the players historically aren’t the best judges of risk/reward. I’d guess most players, if given the choice, would be back out on the field after being concussed.

They did get Brady’s jersey back, so yeah, that’s pretty much everything else.

I am increasingly uncomfortable with our collective willingness to use hacked information as evidence without applying much, if any, scrutiny. Chain of custody for evidence is really important for a good goddamn reason, and by its very nature, we can’t have that for this kind of information.

The argument against that is that it’s hard to tell how good a team is if they’re playing Middle Oklahoma Technical College for 25 of their games every season. Wichita State played one top 25 team this year, and they lost that game. Most competent teams are going to look like world beaters against subpar competition.

This is what I do for a living, and this mis-perception makes it so much more annoying that it needs to be.

In the garbage, where it belongs.