It's cheating period. The stated purpose for the author was to be better at FPS than he is with a controller.

It's labeled with the date, which is three days after the trackers went down.

Are we in the Twilight Zone? Are you proposing that rushing out a semi-functional monetized game is BETTER than making sure it’s running at reasonably close to 100%?

That chart is full of shit. The chart shows Wednesday, August 3. The trackers have been down since Saturday. Niantic is lying to you to your face, and so many people, including Kotaku, are eating it up.

Oh, man, ours is not only inside, but the way the store is laid out, you have to go halfway through the store and go through a check out line to get back around to the food court.

Burger King used to have tacos. They were dreadful. The taco meat tasted like a hamburger, and if memory serves, they just threw a slice of American cheese on top. I have had a shameful number of them.

This is now the most reliable way to find a Pokémon.

I was thinking “cognac” sold in used milk jugs for $18.

Voting for a Democratic presidential before ‘64 doesn’t count.

The Stunner is more iconic, but the cutter, specifically the RKO, is a better finisher. The Stunner loses points for relying at least partially on the recipient to sell it correctly. You mention Austin hitting Vince with the Stunner, and while it is iconic, so to is how poorly the first time.

My wife and I have a Sam's membership primarily because they sell Bagel Bites.

They're good dogs, but as far as bulldogs go, they're second behind Frenchies

It’s too tall to be an R8, and it's missing the side vents.

I believe that if lizard people are real, Mike Krzyzewski is their fucking king.

I'm still pissed at Shanny for keeping an obviously injured RG3 in that playoff game against the Seahawks. RG3 might have recovered and been a serviceable QB had he been pulled. It's not like they were winning that game anyway.

When I was in second grade, I shit myself in a second rate department store because my mom told me to stand by the cart while she was getting a drink from the snack bar.

How are you masturbating if "cutting peppers" is a plausible pun?

Given the thud his endorsement landed with, why would any functioning political mind think naming him VP would do anything to move the needle?

It’s fucked up that the actual justice system is so disinclined to treat domestic abuse like something that matters, leading women to have to resort to social media justice.

Because the Cowboys are a garbage team who don’t give a shit about anything but making money. See Hardy, Greg.