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Am I a furry now? What's happening?

My apologies. I looked at the next couple comments and didn’t see anyone mention it. I tried pulling it up in my own game and couldn’t get it to load, so it’s certainly an understandable assumption. I wouldn’t be surprised if they replace it.

The box above the transfer button is a map of approximately where the Pokémon was caught. Like everything else about this game, it only works occasionally, but that's what it is.

I have a hard time feeling sorry for Jimmy Snuka about anything.

God, now I'll never get a Great Ball to throw straight

The difference there is that there is not a history of football players murdering police officers, nor is there a sworn duty for football players to do anything but play football.

HighlySelassie - JimTomsulasCardboardBox

That is fantastic.

Can't pour cheese on Lucky Charms.

Oh sure, when you imagine someone standing over you with a knife it's all well and good, but when I actually do it somehow I'm "unstable."

In Kansas, our grocery stores can sell only beer, and it's limited to 3.2, so basically water.

Except when those "values" and that women should know their place and stop whining about occasionally getting popped.

Based on the name, I suspect he’s more wanting to sell his work to people who want to be professional cosplayers but don’t want to do the work.

It absolutely is the real name.

Carrying loaded firearms in a fucking duffel bag is bad enough, but with a round in the chamber? Jesus Christ. All the gun control in the world isn’t going to fix dumbasses like this.

I appreciate you making Redskins fans choose between Dan Snyder and Jerry Jones.

Another book that seems like it'll never actually come out.

Instead, here’s a selection of tweets from some of the best soccer players in the world, and Alex Morgan.

There was a non-zero chance they'd actually shot the mascot. This Olympics is going to make Sochi look like the London games.

That motherfucker doesn’t have roommates, he has alibis who live with him.