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7/18/16

I have a hard time feeling sorry for Jimmy Snuka about anything.

7/14/16

The difference there is that there is not a history of football players murdering police officers, nor is there a sworn duty for football players to do anything but play football.

7/13/16

HighlySelassie - JimTomsulasCardboardBox

7/13/16

That is fantastic.

7/12/16

Can't pour cheese on Lucky Charms.

7/6/16

Oh sure, when you imagine someone standing over you with a knife it's all well and good, but when I actually do it somehow I'm "unstable."

7/5/16

In Kansas, our grocery stores can sell only beer, and it's limited to 3.2, so basically water.

7/4/16

Except when those "values" and that women should know their place and stop whining about occasionally getting popped.

6/30/16

Based on the name, I suspect he’s more wanting to sell his work to people who want to be professional cosplayers but don’t want to do the work.

6/28/16

It absolutely is the real name.

6/28/16

Carrying loaded firearms in a fucking duffel bag is bad enough, but with a round in the chamber? Jesus Christ. All the gun control in the world isn’t going to fix dumbasses like this.

6/27/16

I appreciate you making Redskins fans choose between Dan Snyder and Jerry Jones.

6/27/16

Another book that seems like it'll never actually come out.

6/21/16

Instead, here’s a selection of tweets from some of the best soccer players in the world, and Alex Morgan.

6/21/16

There was a non-zero chance they'd actually shot the mascot. This Olympics is going to make Sochi look like the London games.

6/21/16

That motherfucker doesn’t have roommates, he has alibis who live with him.

6/21/16

Jesus, I thought Cartman explaining how Kyle was behind 9/11 was an exaggeration, but apparently, much like the Scientology and Mormon episodes, it was a straight recitation of fact.

6/21/16

Trolling is what you're doing. What this guy did is called threatening.

6/21/16

I'm genuinely curious: you think a conservative agenda is more likely to get something done on this issue?

6/21/16

Getting teabagged and called a faggot isn't really the same as, for instance, getting your address published in the middle of a lengthy screed about exactly how you're going to be raped.