You can hardly even shoot them anymore. I don't know what has happened to this country.

How do you think the skillset required to create and subsequently clear absurdly difficult Super Mario levels translates to "something that actually matters?" What, in your world where everyone must be working toward a greater good, should he be doing?

As long as you prove citizenship first, you're in the clear.

That's not a bad hook, if the takes weren't so wrong. If he tries that shit with Archer, we will fight.

“Back before the internet, I had no way to measure the depth and breadth of mankind’s collective hatred and ignorance.”

I meant specifically against the Broncos in the Super Bowl.

We must have been watching different games. With the exception of the fumble, he didn’t seem to stop playing hard on my broadcast.

This isn’t the first parallel between the Panthers’ “if you don’t like us dancing, stop us” and the Broncos celebrating in hearing range while Cam was being asked inane questions about just how much it sucked to lose.

I think the difference is he dabbed on people while they were playing against him. If he popped up during their press conferences like the “TOASTY” dude in Mortal Kombat, then you'd be absolutely right.

You originally type 4-12, then decide for less hyperbole and forget to adjust the losses too.

I'm guessing Panthers fans are going to remember the incomplete-complete pass right before Cam got strip-sacked for the first TD of the game.

Norman also wasn't facing a suffocating opponent seemingly by himself.

If the Denver defense could be Super Bowl champions by themselves, I’d be perfectly content with the outcome. That defense is otherworldly.

Those are all more subtle than the Deadpool marketing.

I don’t know about that. I don’t game on PC, aside from a week or so when my Xbox was being repaired, but on console around $20 is the delineation between a game I’m willing to be disappointed with and a game I’ll pass on. I’ve been really interested in The Witness, but sight unseen (aside from an underwhelming Let’s…

I expect we'll find out the girl put him up to it.

Fucking gross, man. That thing has pimento in it.

You mean I get all this extra disposable income AND I get to avoid living with a fragile, screaming shit factory?

I suspect Browns fans would treat any success as though it were a particularly large spider.

Given the success of the Seahawks keeping Cam out of the end zone, they should check the paperwork, because he might actually own the stadium now.