Sit down, son, we need to have a painful conversation.

Lego Star Wars absolutely feels dated. I picked it up for a song during Xbox’s Christmas sale, and while I’m still enjoying it a lot, there’s no denying that it was their first Lego game.

EA has said that once a game enters the Vault, it is there permanently. Thus far, everything in there has stayed. You only get the base games, but occasionally Access has given away DLC. I know for Battlefield 4, they gave away Naval Strike. You do get 10% off of DLC, for what that’s worth.

Isn’t the individual donor limit $2300? Even if your $500m or so donation magically locked down the Presidency, it doesn’t create the 60 vote majority in the Senate to actually pass any of the legislation you’d want from a Bernie Sanders presidency.

“It’s not right to call any part of Alabama’s 45-40 victory in last night’s national championship game fluky...”

You left off Phineas and Ferb, which is one of the best cartoons on TV.

Carroll’s trutherism is far more objectionable than Russ’s personal belief system.

That’s fair. I apologize for how dickish I was.

Burke, somebody let Simms in and he's writing under your byline.

Nobody on the Steelers has any character flaws.

It looked to me like he was leading with his shoulder, where the Bernard hit was as blatant a helmet to helmet as you're going to see.

Since Burfict is getting suspended/fined/personally spanked by Goodell, I wish he’d have run upstairs and popped Phil Simms in his fucking mouth.

If Marvel Studios can make a good Spider-Man movie, I can overlook a little ritual sacrifice. Most kids are dicks anyway.

The price is what it is, what bothers me is twofold. One, and by far the biggest, Oculus specifically told consumers NOT to contribute to the kickstarter for a dev unit. Now the Kickstarter contributors are getting a retail unit gratis. I get not wanting to give the thing away, but to turn away the people most…

Don’t let giving up on Lego Batman 3 discourage you from future titles. It’s a crap Lego game. The whole point of the Lego games, for me at least, is how every character on your team has one specific purpose, so once you’ve got all the characters required to 100% a level, there’s a feeling of accomplishment. Lego…

That was a drop on a podcast I listened to for three years, and I never knew where it came from.

Misspelling Kanye while bitching (incorrectly) about a perceived typo was perfect.

“In Bruges” is one of my desert island movies. It hits every button in my happy place.

I always tried to at least keep up the pretense that my shit was together enough to not steal sugar from a restaurant until at least the third date.

Colin Farrell is a good pick. Most of what he's in is shit, but when you see him in something that isn't, he's shockingly good.